Take heart America, you are saved! "The Donald" announced today that he is running in the Republican Primary for the office of President of the United States of America. His first endorsement came from none other than the Democratic National Committee.
"Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days," DNC national press secretary Holly Shulman said in a statement. "He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation."