A Cuban "Fan" was arrested yesterday for throwing beer into the Tampa Bay Ray's dugout to protest their going to Cuba. The man was elderly and reportedly somewhat drunk. My question is: given our current climate of political correctness, what brand of beer would be proper for such a protest? I was thinking maybe Dos Equis, which is named to celebrate the twentieth century and is, of course, Hispanic. I also thought of Schlitz, which is flat and sour, sort of like dishwater, but it's not brewed anymore. What do you think?