Plan way ahead, airlines will probably get booked very soon so you may
have
to go by Greyhound.
SAVE THE DATE!
Democrat Convention
Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical
marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food
Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal
Immigrants.
3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal,
former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to
Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary
Clinton
4:45 PM
How to have a successful career
without
ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al
Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom
presentation to
Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
for serving with Honor and
Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30
PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary
and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM
General vote on
praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
"Alternative
Shoppers" instead of “Looters"
7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill
Clinton
for women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM
The White
House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim
Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00
PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial
sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York
Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to
the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael
Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create
Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own
Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to
Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30
PM
Official Nomination of Hillary by
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
It didn't mention a break out group sessions on how to win more votes giving away free shit.
ReplyDeleteCan I get a baseball cap?
DeleteBonus seminar by Hillary Clinton: "How to run the country while out on parole."
DeleteYeah Lou, if you go to a Trump rally.
DeleteWilliam, maybe she can co-author a book with Scooter Libby about how to get away without doing time.
She better hurry up and get that pardon before Obama leaves office.
DeleteHow to have a successful career
Deletewithout ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
They invited Mitt Romney et al?
I better get a box of Swisher Sweets or things are gonna get ugly.
ReplyDeletePut it on Bernie ' s tab.
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